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20) If you have ever been hit by a chancla.

19) If you grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy" "El Chamuco" or "La Llorona."

18) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.

17) If you light a candle to virgin Mary on the night of the Lotto drawing.

16) If you use your lips to point something out.

15) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys."

14) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,even if it`s a one bedroom apartment.

13) If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa without music.

12) If you use "manteca" instead of olive oil and can`t figure out why your butt is getting bigger.

11) If you just don`t get tired of the so called "sopitas."

10) If you have at least thirty cousins, not including loco Julio working at `Don Pipo`s.`

9)Your mom packs your "lonchera" every day even though you`ve just turned thirty-two.

8) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben."

7) If your favorite heroes were "El Chapulin Colorado," or "Cantinflas."

6) If you call the North Americans "gringos," including Canadians, and call all Asian people "chinos."

5) If you call your sneakers "tenis."

4) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "vapo-rub" all over your chest and inside your nostrils.

3) If you can`t imagine eating anything without salsa, chile, or jalapenos.

2) If the solution for anything broken is "ponle tape."

AND THE #1 SIGN THAT YOU ARE A TRUE LATINO...

1) If you think Jennifer Lopez is hot!

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